Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

Heavenly Dustyna

The baddest bad bitch to ever live.

Damn your such a heavenly Dustyna, no one is badder than you.

by Lucixferx May 25, 2023

heavenly

you 🩵🩵

(and certain kind of “enjoyment” *wink wink* but we don’t talk about that…)

“Hey, you know what’s really heavenly?”

“Yeah, the person reading this, obvi!!”

“Bro, what’s the most heavenly to you?”

“masturbation.”

by anonymous July 26, 2024

Heavenly Faps

A fap so prideful it sends you to heaven

Person 1: yo bro this video you sent me was some heavenly faps
Person 2: nah nigga you floating rn you in heaven

by jerCough October 5, 2025