by richbro69420 June 27, 2022
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“Lemme get my hewdset.”
“Are you fucking stupid? Stop thinking about your love interests for one goddamn second.”
“Are you fucking stupid? Stop thinking about your love interests for one goddamn second.”
by haloguy10101 July 16, 2022
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An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt.
Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.
Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity
Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.
Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity
Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
by XSP8 June 15, 2025
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Person 2: "Shaketh My Headeth, it is of the course that I have not partaken in observing that childish cartoon show"
Person 1: "Okay Shakespeare, I was just asking..."
Person 2: "Shaketh My Headeth, it is of the course that I have not partaken in observing that childish cartoon show"
Person 1: "Okay Shakespeare, I was just asking..."
by Poopstick404 May 28, 2017
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