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poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
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poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?

Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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baby habit

A baby Habit is when you do any type of drug (mainly marijuana) but only on rare occasions and you have complete self control.
Loser Friend - "Holy shit bro you smoke! What is wrong with you?"
You - "Don't worry, its just a baby habit."
by ghettowordsking April 11, 2014
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bad habits

bad habits lead to late nights standing alone

conversations with a stranger i barely know
bad habits are ed sheeran.
by fuckpoopoo December 31, 2021
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distant habits

a band which has the 70's jive and metal scene of 2010 down and wont leave there fans with a frown
man distant habits where epic
by the distant man July 12, 2010
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Habit Ranch

Yeah, wingstop’s ranch is good - but have you had HABIT RANCH? To die for.
by California77 November 23, 2021
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