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upper-gummer

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.
Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?
by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021
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Gummer

A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.
'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '
by Squibbsy January 24, 2021
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South Franklin Gummer

(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun

The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!
by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021
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Bubble gummer

The act of getting a blow job by anyone with removable dentures, preferably over the age of 60, while they have a mouth full of pop rocks and bubble gum causing you to fart and cum at the same time while giving the effect of blowing bubbles on your penis
Yesterday your grandma gave me a solid bubble gummer
by Hoverdumper April 27, 2023
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Flub Gummer

When a person with no teeth mispronounces a word.
Wow I never imagined her to be such a Flub Gummer when she took out her teeth.
by Dm 138 January 11, 2023
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Junkie gummer

When you get a blowjob from a meth head.

Oral sex from a meth head especially with tooth loss.
After leaving the party Connor was walking home and got a junkie gummer for twenty bucks!
by Thejimbo August 4, 2023
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Gummer

A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.

This is also an alternative to the horse face
Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.
by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023
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