Gilmore

he is a man who always considers his actions and acts in a good and just manner.

He is a Gilmore.

by saxnt March 26, 2023

Sara Gilmore

A beautiful ginger female, whom has a son who is a burst of fire.

Did you hear that Sara Gilmore has the biggest glutes in the state?

by Taco bell master47 March 29, 2023

Richard Gilmore

He's a man... enthusiastic at times but can also be very strict. He is referenced as a fun-loving, suburban white father who enjoys golfing and watching paint dry. Loving father by day, raging narcissist by night. His favorite color is brown. He works as a banker and often smuggles money to fund his underground drug ring. He sends what little money he has left to his accounts in the Caymen Islands. What a man, living his best life. Despite common beliefs, Richard is not rich- he in fact does not put the "rich" in Richard. All this to be said, he is quite the guy and we respect his efforts to better our society.

Money is missing from my safe deposit box... must be Richard Gilmore again.

by notrichardgilmore February 11, 2023

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

Freaky Gilmore

Happy Gilmore but instead his name is Freaky Gilmore.

And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.

“Woah Momma, Now that’s what I call a Freaky Gilmore!!!”

by Skibiti Keiler April 27, 2024

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024