A euphemism for bat shit crazy.
My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!
by Carly Wild May 7, 2010
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This guy from The Witcher.
by Luhl95 May 22, 2017
I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
by JulianL July 13, 2017
A certain 50-year old woman often seen stalking female students around victoria campus at UofT. She is recognizable by her excess amounts of neon lipstick which she regularly applies in public; her cross-dresser pleather stilettos, and extremely high-rise boot-cut jeans.
She is known to follow female victims into the washroom of the E. J. Pratt library, where she will enter the adjacent stall with her pleather toes pointing into the victim's. She then proceeds to fart loudly. Gassy Fruitcake Bitch has also been identified loudly accusing students of eating and speaking in the library, and threatening to tell on them.
Such organizations as RUDE (Ridding (vic of it's) Uncouth Disgusting Enhabitants) work to rid the Victoria college campus of the Gassy Fruitcake Bitch. The president has recently stated that they will have to redouble efforts due to the extreme presence of her lipstick, which has canceled a year's worth of work.
One Victoria student has expressed his fear, "I don't mind her that much, I'm just scared she'll fart on me." Perhaps she'll marry Brendt and they will fart on each other's heads.
She is known to follow female victims into the washroom of the E. J. Pratt library, where she will enter the adjacent stall with her pleather toes pointing into the victim's. She then proceeds to fart loudly. Gassy Fruitcake Bitch has also been identified loudly accusing students of eating and speaking in the library, and threatening to tell on them.
Such organizations as RUDE (Ridding (vic of it's) Uncouth Disgusting Enhabitants) work to rid the Victoria college campus of the Gassy Fruitcake Bitch. The president has recently stated that they will have to redouble efforts due to the extreme presence of her lipstick, which has canceled a year's worth of work.
One Victoria student has expressed his fear, "I don't mind her that much, I'm just scared she'll fart on me." Perhaps she'll marry Brendt and they will fart on each other's heads.
by s-h April 1, 2008
It is not so much a physical object more of a beliefe or a religion,if you will. It stands for a variety of large bootys and music by Seal. Not the animal kind, but the "Kiss from a Rose" kind. Some of the most common symptoms of Fruitcakes-Anonomys are watching Radar Men From the Moon vol. 2 chapters 7-12, or playing endless hours of Sega Saturn.
"Look at yourself! Fruitcakes-Anonomys."
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."
"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."
"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."
"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."
"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."
"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."
"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."
"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."
"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."
by Bill+Pot=High March 2, 2005
A snowclone to express that someone is either stupid or crazy. The standard format is "a few X short of (a) Y", the idea being that Y is something that, with a few X missing, is not so good, and in the case of a person being compared to such, that something is "missing" in their thought process.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.
Did you see how Bob just flipped out over nothing. Is he having some sort of psychotic break?
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.
by Twisted Code March 23, 2017