full frontal runtle

The act of grabbing the base of the cock and balls and wiping them on an inanimate object.

Jack gave the 1967 Chevelle a full frontal runtle to the dismay of the cars owner.

by Boraxrulmn July 5, 2017

frontal

Penis to Penis
For straight men

Man: Yoooooooo. I gave him so much frontal it almost fell off!

by smolpapibigpp May 7, 2023

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.

Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.

by princerinse December 28, 2024