Fred

The most obnoxious thing on the fucking internet.

Fred: hey its fred!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! Jeezus.

by FredIsAFuckingFaggot May 2, 2012

Fred

1. The personal name most frequently used as a metasyntactic variable (see foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Unlike J. Random Hacker or "J. Random Loser", this name has no positive or negative loading (but see Mbogo, Dr. Fred). See also barney.
2. A half spoon, half fork eating device. Often found in military mess kits. Also called a spork.
3. An acronym for "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device".
4. James. Kind of like a spoon.

Hey, you...(forgets name) fred...

Has anyone seem my Fred?

Has anyone seen this Fred?

Hey, James is a Fred, kinda like a spoon.

by johnathan sigg March 1, 2010

Fred

A kid that thought it would be funny to broadcast himself on YouTube because he hit the opposite of puberty. Now he somehow entertains people with his random, annoying stupidity.

*What is that awful noise?!?
*Oh, my sister is just watching Fred again.

by GorillaZ 807 November 11, 2012

Fred

Fred

A penguin. Most comment penguin name.

Example: Penguin to other penguin. Hey Fred. Hey Fred.

by Ccllcc November 10, 2020

fred'

A fred' is a person who exists.

fred': gm guys

Person 1: gm fred'

Person 2: hey fred', gm

by SHOCKER7000 September 14, 2021

Fred

A bloody legend

Mate that Freddie is a legend

by Didiishducidf October 31, 2018

Fred

A god among men. Don't question his authority

"yeet. Fred."

by yeetyeteeyaysyghfgyu\hfiuhfyuw January 6, 2019