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Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.
Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!
by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011
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Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.
They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...
by leukippos October 5, 2011
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uber foreplay

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016
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Tropical Foreplay

When you're fooling around in a climate that's too hot for close physical contact, so you and your partner each lie on your backs and diddle each other with your hands.
"Wanna fuck around?"
"It's too hot!"
"How about a little tropical foreplay?"
"Let's do it."
by Dang04 October 5, 2015
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french foreplay

When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.
My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.
by Pittycent March 10, 2023
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Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.
I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking
by Marsha69 February 10, 2020
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