Noun;
A person who genuinely believes that the Earth is a flat plane (typically also stationed at the center of the universe). They reject all objective, scientific proofs that have supported the shape of the Earth being a globe (technically an oblate spheroid).
The Flat Earth Theory has many flaws, including - but not limited to: (1) failure to construct a unified model that can explain all aspects of the Flat Earth Theory, (2) weather and seasonal patterns cannot be explained, (3) failure to explain the revolution of the Sun and the Moon, (4) Flat Earther use Electromagnetism to explain gravity, yet fail to account for many instances which suggest the contrary (mass attracting mass), (5) fail to understand what Conservation of Momentum is, etc.
The Flat Earth view is based off of the fact that the Earth is perceived as a flat plane. This does not serve as empirical evidence as to notice a 0.1° incline on the equator (facing parallel), the object must be around 69.1 miles away.
A person who genuinely believes that the Earth is a flat plane (typically also stationed at the center of the universe). They reject all objective, scientific proofs that have supported the shape of the Earth being a globe (technically an oblate spheroid).
The Flat Earth Theory has many flaws, including - but not limited to: (1) failure to construct a unified model that can explain all aspects of the Flat Earth Theory, (2) weather and seasonal patterns cannot be explained, (3) failure to explain the revolution of the Sun and the Moon, (4) Flat Earther use Electromagnetism to explain gravity, yet fail to account for many instances which suggest the contrary (mass attracting mass), (5) fail to understand what Conservation of Momentum is, etc.
The Flat Earth view is based off of the fact that the Earth is perceived as a flat plane. This does not serve as empirical evidence as to notice a 0.1° incline on the equator (facing parallel), the object must be around 69.1 miles away.
I believe the Flat Earther are in some kind of Flat Earth religion.
Flat Earthers were once willing to go to Antartica to prove their stance, but when the opportunity arose, they quickly backed out, because they knew a 24 hour sun would destroy their entire foundation.
Flat Earthers were once willing to go to Antartica to prove their stance, but when the opportunity arose, they quickly backed out, because they knew a 24 hour sun would destroy their entire foundation.
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Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.
"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
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Flat-earthers are people who believe the earth isn't a geoid and believe it's flat because of some bs they watch on youtube
Flat-earther: Can't you see that If I kick a ball water doesn't stay on it
Average person: That ball doesn't have a gravitational force bruh.
Average person: That ball doesn't have a gravitational force bruh.
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I love how these furries believe they are yiffing fucking on an that's shaped like a disk. These strange creatures are refered to as flat earther furries
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Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.
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Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.
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Where am i
They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
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THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST
Page 1
Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.
Page 2
Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.
Page ?
Where am i
They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
Page 5
THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST
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