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Flashbang 

noun
1. The sudden appearance of a large crowd of caucasian individuals, obscuring one's view of their surroundings, typically in a relatively small space, such as a train in a subway.

noun
2. a grenade that creates a flash and a high pitched noise intended to stun or disorient targets without actually injuring or seriously harming them.
1: "It took you a while to get home from the city. Did something happen on the way back?"
2: "Turns out the Taylor Swift concert had just ended the same time I intended to leave. I tried to get onto the train as early as I could, but all public transportation in the area was hit with a flashbang, could barely breathe in there!"
Flashbang by legalizenuclearbombs January 5, 2024
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Flashbang 

Another term for a quickie. When you bang a chick fast like the Flash. FLASHBANG
“YO dude I just Flashbanged her in under 30 seconds
Flashbang by Chickiedickie March 23, 2024
When you bust in someone's eyes and slap both of their ears while screaming, which discombobulates the sexual partner, and creates a blunt force trauma and disorientating sensation for the receiver.
"I think I left Mike with a concussion and pinkeye after last nights "flashbang" but he seemed to love it."
Flashbang by PickleLickle April 6, 2026
When a white person wears all white clothing; especially if they have blonde hair.
Person 1: Hey look at this new winter coat I just got
Person 2: All white? You're gonna flashbang someone at this rate
Flashbang by Mmorana November 7, 2025

flashbang syndrome 

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.
Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."

Flashbang Noob 

When a player on a game which has flashbangs on it, such as counter-strike and counter-strike:Source, uses it through inadequate means. He/she would use it all the time and generally on one person, due to a lack of skill.
The Flashbang Noob threw two flashbangs at me when I was alone because they have no skill.
Flashbang Noob by CraZyMaNiac January 9, 2009

flashbang ugly 

Used to describe someone so ugly you're blinded and deafened upon sight.
flashbang ugly by Lord Faggetron January 9, 2010