Excel Hell

An event in which your computer laughs at you while you “command” it to open the twenty 10MB department plan workbooks you’ll need to create the master. Meanwhile, you consider a new life near sand, sun, and an island-wide technology ban.
While everyone is out of the office on vacation, I'm stuck here in Excel Hell.
by Lynx Solutions April 13, 2017
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ExCEL School

It’s basically a school full of people who think are smart and better. The school is boring and doesn’t have much to offer

students are fake amongst them selves and gotta act like they like each other bc they stuck for 3 years

my prediction is that in 2-3 years their population will decrease because half of the students’ parents will get deported and have to leave with them :’)

This schools students are not the only ones that think that are better but their teachers do as well,
Friend: What’s up with the ExCEL School?
Student: It’s type ight :|

Friend: Nah, tbh y’all think y’all better and above everyone else in the district and even Bridgeton.
by Dick rider... March 11, 2018
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Microsoft Excel

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.
Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.
by maimed monkey May 11, 2020
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excel jockey

Someone who can do kick-ass shit in Microsoft Excel.
Dude, if you want your spreadsheet to do a bunch of calculations, automatically turn different colors, have drop down boxes, and summarize using a pivot table we're going to need to find ourselves an Excel Jockey.
by TrickyDix July 08, 2014
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fucking excellent

good
brilliant
a term to show the greatness of command and conquer: generals series
Command & Conquer: Generals is fucking excellent
by ska April 25, 2004
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hyundai excel

F*cking beast car.
Rock bottom price/quality/power, but epic street cred.
Person one - "I heard Tolhurst bought a car...I bet it's shit"

Person two - "you'd think so, but you'd be wrong...It's a Hyundai Excel"

Person one - "...well, he's still gay"
by falconxev June 28, 2008
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Excel Crow

Stays in one room never to leave it. There is where the legendary Crow resides. A Weeaboo, Otaku, and a serious gamer who lives out his days fapping to hentai pics it's who he is.
Hey Excel Crow, Whats up?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! -Jon
by BlankGX February 03, 2017
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