escalability

Describes how easy something can be escalated. Often occurs in the business context, especially within big companies with complex matrix structures that require frequent escalations.

A: We need to escalate the pricing discussions.
B: Our escalability is good. I will escalate it.

by frshmn July 12, 2019

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

De-escalator

An escalator that goes down

“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator”

“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator

by I want this word to catch on August 27, 2023

the escalator

A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.

"Paul M.'s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.

by parkay September 20, 2004

beef escalator

a piece of information, which generates a heightened level of drama within an already tense situation.

God damnit Shaniqua! ya bitch ass always comin' all up in here wit cha beef escalators! Shut yo bitch ass up, Fuck outta here ya stank ass hoe!

by bmb1455 December 5, 2022

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023

Escalative

Adj. describes a noun that escalates something.

"You shouldn't hang out with bill he is very escalative."

"Remember that roller coaster is very escalative.

by xReggeSharkx November 29, 2017