they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023

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Drums Elementary Middle School

Fuck this school

Person 1:How do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it

by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022

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Valley Elementary/Middle School

The worst school in the world. This is the ghetto! Located in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, this school gives the Hazleton School District a bad name. About 1,100 students go to this dump. About 90% of the students that go there are bad. It does not offer students a good educational experience. It's so bad!

EXAMPLE 1---
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"

KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."

MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."

KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."

by Anthony Marchello January 17, 2010

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Village green elementary school

This school is located in Port Saint Lucie Florida. At this school offers pretty good education EXCEPT THE FACT THAT ALL THE KIDS THAT GO THERE ARE FAKE SNAKES🥰

Tom: billy is so annoying

Billy: hi Tom

Tom: hi billy I missed you
Billy: I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT ME TOM
Tom: what are you talking about
Billy: I hate Village green elementary school

by Laladoodoo4892 August 9, 2019

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Sumac Elementary School

An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.

"Half of the people here either went to Sumac Elementary School or Mariposa."

by anonymous December 7, 2020

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Elementary School

Formal Name: *Lower Primary School*. The first compulsory stage of education. Where kids from Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) come to learn beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Science, and other bullshit.

Parent: My kid's about to enter Elementary School.
Parent's friends: He's growing up so fast.

by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

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