Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.
"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"
by gravy666 February 10, 2008
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A very sarcastic way to say that someone says a stupid line.
Frits: Beer is f*cking good.
Henk: No shit, Einstein!
by SAJEMA August 15, 2006
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- when someone i.e your teammate or coworker comes into your office space and needs to explain a concept to you and/or your team. They elaborate the concept on a white board. Tech teams do this frequently since they work together; however, some are data analysts and others are project analysts.
The data analysts frequently went einstein mode in the project analyst office when they had to transition into a new software.
by MamaDI1017 February 10, 2019
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Einstein Rapper is a term for the genius of rap. This word is dedicated to exceptions, emblems of the rap. In other words, the greatest rapper in the world.
" Did you hear the last Jay-Z album? "
" For sure !! this man is a Einstein Rapper"
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Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.
Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 16, 2019
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A really smart guy who came up with the theory of relativity essential for time traveling to the future and won a physics Nobel Prize for discovering the photoelectric effect
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Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)

Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light
Christopher Lloyd looks strangely like Albert Einstein in the movie Back to the Future.
by TheeImran November 4, 2006
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