Mother Eff

A 'cleaner' version of Motherfucker, without the "fucker". However, the term is used as if you were simply saying 'damn' or 'fuck', not as if you were saying MF.

This is often heard in very conservative boarding schools, where the students are warned not to use any explicit language, or severe consequences will follow.

1. "Mother Eff", I got an F in that English paper.
2. mom- "GO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"
son- "Right while I was watching the mighty boosh, Mother Eff"
3. "Mother Eff", that sucks.

by weareallmadeofstars July 2, 2009

Eff Nog

A synonym for "What the fuck" in a kinder manner.
Also used to get into the holiday spirit.

"What the eff nog are you talking about?"

by Rayrob November 21, 2011

What the eff!

An exclamation used when surprised or discontented. Can be a substitute for cussing. May actually gradually replace cussing and destroy bad habits.

Hey you just won the lottery.

OMG, thats awesome. I'm going to buy a mansion now and a tight car.

Oh too bad, so did three million others, so you got one dollar.

What the eff!

by vobis April 4, 2009

eff u

What emo's say because their parents will kill 'em if they say a sweary word.

emo: damn, my eyeline pencil broke :(
emo's friend: haha, you suck!
emo: eff u!
emo's friend: uhhhh... don't you mean FUCK YOU!?!
emo: SHUT IT! my mom will kill me if she hears me swearing, man!
emo's friend: oh, sorry dude!

by americanbeauty August 12, 2007

oily eff

to describe someone as being fat anfd oily

adjective just being fat basically

1. wow dana is a mad oily eff

by mavske August 28, 2009

wada-eff

Another term of saying:
>What The *F!
>WTF!
>or WHAT THE F*CK

a cute way of expressing an emotion ;)

1. Fail! Wada-eff.

2. Wada-eff are you wearing?

by bidee March 25, 2010

eff off

what is said to make sue cry....

Sue: *cry*

by Michael May 17, 2004