the best friend you can ever have, he's hilarious, crazy, and makes the atmosphere so lively, every girl loves eddie and every guys jealous of him
He makes this party so Eddie!
by eddieloverrrr February 21, 2010
Get the Eddiemug. The name usually possessed by heroes e.g: Eddie Murphy. There is a story that says a thirteen year old boy by the name of Eddie Connolly, who had a heroically enormous penis (this played a part in his story) protected his town from the evil Larry Murphy by sacrificing himself, at the risk of his anal virginity. But what Larry didn't know was that Eddie had a secret weapon, his knob-whip! He continuously whipt Larry in the face and managed to spunk in his eyes resulting in Larry getting pink-eye. Larry went home and never returned, a cowardly man who only respected children for their virginity. And Eddie remained the hero he ever was.
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by DatHoleTho December 14, 2013
Get the Eddiemug. Eddie is someone you need to have in your life. He cares for you as his friend, or lover. He will treat you properly and usually, has a deep, attractive voice. He is a friendly guy to be around and normally has a best friend called Owen. They can argue a lot as Eddie can be very confrontational and can't calm himself when he is mad. But despite this, Eddie will love you and be there for you through thick and thin. If you are his girlfriend, take care of him! He is definitely a keeper for sure.
Eddie : you are so beautiful, you know that right
Girl : awwe, thanks.
Eddie : no need to thank me, just telling the truth
Girl : awwe, thanks.
Eddie : no need to thank me, just telling the truth
by Icecreamsmoothie November 19, 2018
Get the Eddiemug. by Thomas Chen December 14, 2008
Get the Eddiemug. Eddy, whose full name is Eddie the 'Edd or Edward the Head also known as Edward the Great, is the mascot for the British heavy metal band Iron Maiden. He is a perennial fixture in the album cover art, as well as ever present in their live shows.
by CarlosGabriel November 11, 2009
Get the Eddiemug. by Busy Boomer June 29, 2009
Get the Eddiemug. an irrelevant species that cannot seem to get any attention, so tries to stir things and lie about other people’s situations. when there’s a big reaction, he pretends this reflects his popularity and how much people like him. but usually he just gets bullied due to the fact he broke the law by shagging an underage girl, trying to conceal this from everyone for over a year but failing, as he cannot seem to do anything right. i’d avoid this particular species as there is a risk of catching aids, chlamydia and other undesirable diseases. he fits the stereotype of a ginger perfectly, if not exceeds it. he just manages to keep his friends (even though they too don’t like him “i’m really starting to dislike eddie”- Zeph Rubins) by inviting them round to his house and bribing them with alcohol. he is often located spying on children in mcdonald’s so beware. hide your underaged wife, and please, for gords sake, hide your kids.
Example 1
laura: *walks in on a 17 year old having sex with a 15 year old* oh my God it’s an eddie
Example 2
ruth: i went maccies yesterday and i’m worried i’ve got chlamydia
laura: if you steered clear of eddie you should be fine
laura: *walks in on a 17 year old having sex with a 15 year old* oh my God it’s an eddie
Example 2
ruth: i went maccies yesterday and i’m worried i’ve got chlamydia
laura: if you steered clear of eddie you should be fine
by mathinson January 26, 2019
Get the EDDIEmug.