Eshay

straight out of the Nike outlet, eshays known as lads, you can call them either, it’s kinda like pronouns, they/them. the they/them’s of the eshay world is eshay/lad. they are often seeing Bumbags, they’re often seen vaping, they’re often seen gutter stomping a pensioner, they are the biggest cunts that ever lived. they thrive near shopping centres, they live off the fear particularly of people over the age of 70, they speak in a language that no one over the age of 16 understands or give a fuck about learning.

an eshay lad was following me around outside the servo calling a pufter

by Jega Rdomnai December 5, 2021

Eshay

Root of all human life, born of philosophical meaning and sprung throughout society. They are seen as the essence of life and birth of civilisation.

Hey eshay

by Eshay hruh August 29, 2019

Eshay

Little Kids Who Are Cool

Hugh Is An Eshay

by Eshay Mate September 15, 2019

eshay

so if we’re being honest here eshays are the top cunts or the top lads. we run the shit out in sydney and all of the big Oz. we wear gucci hats, gucci bumb bags, nike shirts over long sleeve shirts and got our mrs by our side.

fag 1: oi lover, do you see these inimitating people turning the conrner?
fag 2: oh my dont you know they’re eshays. can’t you see their tns and gucci hats?

by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018

Eshay

Essay's are people who do a lot of drugs and wear fully sick adidas clothes and side bags that had all their drugs in it. They also have a pair of the UGLIEST SHOES IN THE WORLD (TNS), they start fights they cannot finish but they make sure that theyre in groups while they attack some poor innocent lad just in case they fight back and they only talk in slag and swear words

Look at that eshay *kid with tns, adidas side bag and a cigarette walks past*

by Bookin poo April 19, 2019

eshay

that selina vongrasy over there is an eshay becuase she does lines of md and smokes cones all day

watch out that selina vongrasy over there is an eshay stay away

by TH3T_SPOTTER June 27, 2019

eshay

a name that means to life a long and happy life.

girls named eshay are usually very kind and caring and love everyone. all the guys love her because of how thoughtful and nice she is. she also gives great hugs! YEET

i just got married!
hope it lasts forever! was her name eshay? youre a lucky man

by y.a.s_queeeee.eeen September 6, 2019