"Hey bro, do you wanna head down to the cemetery and munt your grandma after we play some minecraft?"
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."
by The munting gigachad January 31, 2025

by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019

by Yeetord February 14, 2020

A Epic Gamer is a special type of person, they hardly go outside and stay in their room playing video games, while they're super good at video games, they get sweaty when they sit, or talk to a girl, they're still a virgin but it's okay, because they're probably making money off kids, just by playing video games.
"Hey dude, did you see that bob won minecraft hunger games?"
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."
by Minecraft Gamer 69 September 4, 2019

Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.
Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
by Hobkins Neitzen July 1, 2025

Fun fact time, now that I've properly anylyzed the situation after 2 weeks
the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags
the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags
by Mogger Yoda March 24, 2024

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 17, 2020
