dockastrophy

Boat docking catastrophe. Typically alcohol related failure of all and any skills relating to docking a boat. Most injuries related to captain pride. Reckless blame typicaly follows the epic fail of skill. Laughter and sarcasm typically spreads to all watching.

The dockastrophy only hurt his pride, the boat was fine.

by Dak words September 17, 2018

Data Dock

Redneck slang for computer

Quit putting porn on my Data Dock!

by Standish Chainsaw October 20, 2009

Head docking

the art of stretching ones foreskin over another persons face

raph had fallen asleep on the couch so kramer gave him a foresking hoodie, raph appreciaited it as it winter, head docking is an egyptian sport.

by dock champion April 26, 2010

Micro docking

Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.

I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!

by Dandydickhole February 9, 2018

Red Sock Dock

Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.

Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.

by Miguel Sanchez-Smith October 9, 2008

Docking

Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.

Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016

Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.

Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.

by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009