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Hyper dumbfuck

A dumbfuckness at cosmic scale

note: cosmic scale is greater than astronomic scale by scalar multiples of 10^3

Hyper dumbfucks do not belong to the set of dumb nor to dumbfucks. In the set of dumb, you can linearly add the dumb people together and their stupidity will add up proportionally and linearly as well.

That is:

1 dumb person's stupidity + 2 dumb person's stupidity = 3 dumb person's stupidity

however, in Hyper dumbfuck's set, the addition is not linear therefore, they require their own set:

1 hyper dumbfuckism + 2 hyper dumbfuckism = Cosmic scale catastrophe

e.g. If leaders of the world, all belong to set of Hyper dumbfucks, the consequences of their actions will cause catastrophe and total annihilation of everything living on the surface of the planet earth and potential future organisms within this portion of the Milkyway Galaxy.

note: a super nova explosion belongs to the class of cosmic catastrophe
Sarah Palin is a hyper dumbfuck

Rush Limbaugh is a hyper dumbfuck

Tea Bagger party is a party of hyper dumbfuck

Bush is an example of hyper dumbfuck

Mahmood Ahmadinejad (Islamic Republic of Iran)'s president is an example of hyper dumbfuck.
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dumbfuck retard

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Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.
"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"
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If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house
If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito
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dumbfuck

A word that quite literally describes me.
i am dumbfuck.
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dumbfuck juice

The juice that you drink when you want to be a dumbfuck.
Oh no, did John drink the dumbfuck juice again? He's acting super weird with that cup of juice.
by esquerlan March 3, 2022
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dumbfuck

Usually has something to do with a person named Calvin or any other person with the letter 'C' as their first intial
Me: Oh hey Dumbfuck!
Some random: Don't you mean Calvin?
Me: No, hey Dumbfuck!
Calvin (dumbfuck): Hey man!
by Not a dumbfuck February 28, 2018
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