Hyper dumbfuck

A dumbfuckness at cosmic scale

note: cosmic scale is greater than astronomic scale by scalar multiples of 10^3

Hyper dumbfucks do not belong to the set of dumb nor to dumbfucks. In the set of dumb, you can linearly add the dumb people together and their stupidity will add up proportionally and linearly as well.

That is:

1 dumb person's stupidity + 2 dumb person's stupidity = 3 dumb person's stupidity

however, in Hyper dumbfuck's set, the addition is not linear therefore, they require their own set:

1 hyper dumbfuckism + 2 hyper dumbfuckism = Cosmic scale catastrophe

e.g. If leaders of the world, all belong to set of Hyper dumbfucks, the consequences of their actions will cause catastrophe and total annihilation of everything living on the surface of the planet earth and potential future organisms within this portion of the Milkyway Galaxy.

note: a super nova explosion belongs to the class of cosmic catastrophe

Sarah Palin is a hyper dumbfuck

Rush Limbaugh is a hyper dumbfuck

Tea Bagger party is a party of hyper dumbfuck

Bush is an example of hyper dumbfuck

Mahmood Ahmadinejad (Islamic Republic of Iran)'s president is an example of hyper dumbfuck.

by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011

dumbfuck retard

Deborah

Deborah is a dumbfuck retard

by TheRealistAlpaca7 September 24, 2017

Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023

Dumbfuck Dumptruck

Noun : When you are such a colossal idiot that you have to carry your stupidity in a dump-truck.

I called the dog a dumbfuck dumptruck when he bit my hand while I was trying to pet him.

by Ulfhersir October 12, 2021

Dumbfuck

Anyone named Matt Ryan who spells alike, a like. A poser. A guy who jerks other guys and takes loads of semen in the face.

My good friend is dumbfuck

by #urbanallday May 17, 2018

dumbfuck

when someone does something really stupid, thats what you call them

Natasha, 'OMG JORDAN JUST TRIPPED OVER HER BAG!'
Kate, ' Haha... what a dumbfuck!'

by natbat2212 May 18, 2016