douche·bag
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/
noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/
noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
F$@# he's such a douchebag!
by Sicvispacemparabellum December 3, 2016
Get the douchebagmug. Justin put on a whole bottle of self tanner and now he's completely orange. What a douchebag!!
Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30!! What a douche!
Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30!! What a douche!
by Red D. March 2, 2008
Get the douchebagmug. (n.) - (1) an arrogant, overweening individual claiming to possess knowledge and/or talent that it is clear they do not. (2) a male person working in the entertainment industry in Hollywood.
(1) "Oh please stop talking about futurism and the singularity, you sound like a douchebag."
(2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag!"
(2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag!"
by anonymeow December 24, 2009
Get the douchebagmug. Glenn Beck, what a douchebag!
by not-a-douche-bag!$% August 25, 2009
Get the douchebagmug. brother in-laws who treat their wives and children like shit, and who expect their wife's parents to support him. This is a man who laughs and tells his 9 year old daughter she is fat, and who stalks his wife
You are a douchebag, my text messages are none of your business. You do not need to know about every conversation that goes on between me and my friends so you can interrogate me.
by kissmy*** October 18, 2009
Get the douchebagmug. A person in a position of authority who does things to impede the progress of the individual and sometimes Humanity. A douchebag also neglects to realize that their God-like complex is very transparent and that any form of politeness directed towards them is a mere formality.
Douchebags are often seen in pairs for fear of being outnumbered and often make decisions that provide themselves with physical, statistical and a documented advantage
Douchebags are often seen in pairs for fear of being outnumbered and often make decisions that provide themselves with physical, statistical and a documented advantage
by Sallie_420 October 15, 2006
Get the douchebagmug. A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.
"That dude broke into a house, killed the dog, raped the wife in front of the family, then drank the last of the beer! What a douchebag!"
by ronin July 9, 2004
Get the douchebagmug.