douchebag

An arrogant bitch who ain't bout shit. They think they're hot when they are ugly as fuck.

Kevin is such a douchebag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

douchebag

A guy who tries so hard to be sexy that he comes off looking like a fruit.

or

A whiny pussy.

Justin put on a whole bottle of self tanner and now he's completely orange. What a douchebag!!

Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30!! What a douche!

by Red D. March 2, 2008

douchebag

(n.) - (1) an arrogant, overweening individual claiming to possess knowledge and/or talent that it is clear they do not. (2) a male person working in the entertainment industry in Hollywood.

(1) "Oh please stop talking about futurism and the singularity, you sound like a douchebag."

(2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag!"

by anonymeow December 24, 2009

douchebag

Someone lacking in coolness. 100% uncool. No coolness. No value as a human being.

Glenn Beck, what a douchebag!

by not-a-douche-bag!$% August 25, 2009

douchebag

brother in-laws who treat their wives and children like shit, and who expect their wife's parents to support him. This is a man who laughs and tells his 9 year old daughter she is fat, and who stalks his wife

You are a douchebag, my text messages are none of your business. You do not need to know about every conversation that goes on between me and my friends so you can interrogate me.

by kissmy*** October 18, 2009

douchebag

A person in a position of authority who does things to impede the progress of the individual and sometimes Humanity. A douchebag also neglects to realize that their God-like complex is very transparent and that any form of politeness directed towards them is a mere formality.
Douchebags are often seen in pairs for fear of being outnumbered and often make decisions that provide themselves with physical, statistical and a documented advantage

Why do police have to be such Douchebags

Wow, even when not in uniform; he's still a douchebag

by Sallie_420 October 15, 2006

douchebag

A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.

"That dude broke into a house, killed the dog, raped the wife in front of the family, then drank the last of the beer! What a douchebag!"

by ronin July 9, 2004