dotcombandit

a male who is obsessed with the internet
dotcom being the internet oart and bandit referring to overuse.

"hey greg have you spoken to harry lately"
"no i havent, i heard hes a right dotcombandit nowadays"

by mowat and simpson September 28, 2009

dotcomslag

a female that has an internet obsession
male version- dotcombandit

"have you spoken to julie lately?"
"no shes such a dotcomslag these days!"

by mowat and simpson September 28, 2009

dotch

my mum

dotch is the best

by kdjegwfwf March 13, 2018

doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

dontcallmeravi

a swiftie on stan twitter known for flopping and cute dog picture.

wow, @dontcallmeravi ur dog is so cute

by okfad May 18, 2021

the doitch

the space between the wall and the bed

Mimi fell in the doitch and was stuck for 30 minutes. it's emotionally scarring

by kmoney December 20, 2015

dotcompoo

Dotcompoo is the noun which describes all and any online content that is focused around poo.

In recent weeks, dotcompoo has seen an unprecedented surge in popularity. Seven of the Nine richest men on Earth are now thought to have made their fortunes with dotcompoo.

by Planet gib October 22, 2007