dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

Dodgy

When you are British asfand you want to define a situation or something stressful or weird in just one word; you'd say Dodgy!

Ireland is bloody Dodgy bruv! can't walk securely without a piece!

Blud! Neal's acting quite Dodgy lately !

That's one Dodgy scar mate!

by iamPöuya August 20, 2018

dodgy style

The style of dodgeball that is of the upmost skill.

Wow! The purple Cobras upped their dodgy style this year!

by YouKnowWho42 October 13, 2016

Dodgy Bob

A shit that refuses to be flushed

After the second flush I knew I’d done a dodgy bob

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

Dodgy

Dodgy is a start-up rapper gamer and vlogger.

Do you know Dodgy?

by Pewdserpie April 5, 2020

Bodgy Dodgy

Australian slang for a sketchy Roadworthy Certificate.

"Yeah I got my mate Brian to write me a Bodgy Dodgy on the ol' Falcon so I could sell her"

by DrDibbles February 21, 2021

Dodgy Rockstar

A sexual fetish enjoyed by rock stars, whereby the climb into a refrigerator and close the door, inadvertently getting locked in and suffocating to death.

Did you hear about Sam? He did a Dodgy Rockstar and killed himself.

by Teddy Pendergrass July 13, 2022