Schrodinger’s Dipshit

Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.

“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”

by Crackerbarrel15 March 25, 2020

dibshit

A synoym for dumbass.

" And then he told the cop to go fuck himself, what a fuckin' dibshit"

by Zacharias October 28, 2004

Dipshit

(noun) One who is lacking in mental capability to understand life's simplest things, such as completing a simple task given or simply opening a jar of mayonnaise without assistance.

1) "Wow, you drank that entire gallon of lethal fluids? You're such a dipshit!"

2) Anyone with lower than a 12th Grade education is often a dipshit or does dipshit type things.

3) Every Will Ferrell Movie involves his character being a dipshit.

4) "Wow, did you just run into a door? You're such a dipshit!"

by President of JMV Mom Fan Club December 1, 2013

Dikshit

A legitimate Indian surname with unfortunate connotations in the English-speaking world.

"Chief Minister of Delhi, Sheila Dikshit, has fallen in the line"

all credits to gzk September 18, 2006 (i just want the actual spelling so people see the mug and google it...) ROFLIALOL

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 12, 2019

Pinhead dipshit

Me

Pinhead dipshit made this from the pinhead dipshit computer to talk pinhead dipshit

by me___ October 22, 2019

dipshitery

constantly making an easy task hard, asking for the moon when only the sky is possible

the tasks on cheryls dipshitery list are impossible to do

by glenn kelly October 13, 2005

Dushit

A person who is either not in their right mind or very chilled and relaxed.

Dude, He is such a dushit all the time.

Are you even dushed right now?

Wanna have a dush session?

by AEURDIRNA January 26, 2011