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Dion Bombing

The Dion Bomb is art of requesting Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" on a digital jukebox at a packed bar. In most cases, the Dion Bomb will be interrupted by an intelligent bartender for a better song. Occasionally, females will use the opportunity to karaoke the annoying theme song to the 1997 blockbuster hit.

Men will use the opportunity to reaffirm their masculinity by vocalizing their objections to the broadcast of this song. This is mainly based on bad school dance experiences that rendered them without a dance partner, crying into a plastic cup of Minute Maid Orange Soda, wearing jean shorts and a Nautica t-shirt.
The bar was filled with Chads, last night. It should have come as no surprise that I was Dion Bombing the shit out of that place on my way out.
by The Stafford Executive August 18, 2011
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celine dion

Celine Dion is a very bad lip sync performer.
Every body sees when Celine Dion lipsyncs- the sound is impossible for her to make because of her overbite.
by Susie Summers December 29, 2006
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Celine Dion

A amazingly great singer who stooped as low as marrying her granddad after he made her famous.
Person 1:"Hey who is that old dude Celine Dion is with all the time?"
Person 2:"Oh that dude, she has been with him since she was nine years old, he loves watching his woman develop."
by Pinky Cat December 2, 2011
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[Celine Dion]

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.
The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

I can't stand her because she always tries to come off like a hero, when in truth she's a complete douchebag.

Yeah, she's a total celine dion

What happened? Why did everyone leave?
Because she pulled a Celine Dion & offended everyone with her bullshit.
by dirty raul January 19, 2017
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Celine Dioned

Verb. The act or the planning of the act of drinking, or getting drunk, or doing drugs; Adj. Describing something that has gone terribly wrong.
Verb. Past tense. "Man, I got so Celine Dioned last night."

Adj. "That was SO Celine Dioned!"
by Aerodena427 September 19, 2006
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dion scruggs

a fag who nobody likes and pretends to be black, he trys to be a pimp but no girls like him. Probably the most hated person in the world.
im dion scruggs, im a fag and nobody likes me. Do you want to be my friend since I have none?
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Dirty dion

Checking out a girl and saying she's hot when in fact said girl is actually a guy.
Driving home from work one day and my mate was checking out a guy he thought was a girl. It had an adams apple and all.
Total dirty dion.
by Wilba de wilde April 3, 2020
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