Dickweed

It's an insult to call someone if they are being a funky faggot x2.

them: BRO YOUR SO BAD AT THIS GAME!

me: Whatever dickweed.

by Epstines Noose December 19, 2019

Dickweed

The action of Cumming on a pack bowl of weed and smoking it.

"Hey dickweeding is so tasty!"

by Thetank662 May 18, 2019

dickweed

When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.

"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"

by Handlebarmustache91 June 12, 2020

DickWeed

When you put weed on your dick, and smoke it through the hole

Hey Man, did you use that dickweed last night?

by DickWeedMaster6969 March 6, 2017

Dickweed

A useless life form that sits on it's ass all day a causes other people problems.

1) "Drive on the right side of the road, dickweed!"
2) "There's my dickweed neighbor wearing a bathrobe and sandles again."

by Daddy Stalin January 18, 2018

Dickweed

When you try to roll a blunt naked, and drop your weed in your pubes and you pick it out and smoke it anyway

Damn bro guess were gunna smoke some dickweed

by Greensandcotton January 29, 2017

Dickweeds

the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs

that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here

by TheRealJackMFPanther December 24, 2020