Dickweed

The six grade teacher mr Cary the most obnoxious human being in the whole entire fucking word

Or if you chop a dick off then stuff it with weed and smoke it

Pass the dickweed

by Dick inthusiest December 14, 2018

Dickweed

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.

"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"

by feminism101 December 9, 2018

Dickweeds

the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs

that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here

by TheRealJackMFPanther December 24, 2020

Dickweed

A totally useless, hurtful pedophile, molester, and child abuser who causes pain and suffering to everyone around them for his or her selfish gains and comfort.

Dickweed: Hoanh Hon is a dickweed because he is as useless as they come because he likes to ask children under ten years old about their penis and groin area and once he is done with his pedophilic activity, he sits at the kitchen table to smoke and drink tea all day.

by Honorable Hoanh July 6, 2022

dickweed

leftover pee droplets on your dick

not completely shaking the dew off your lily will leave dickweeds in your u-trou

by da verbal dude December 23, 2024

Dickweed

A useless life form that sits on it's ass all day a causes other people problems.

1) "Drive on the right side of the road, dickweed!"
2) "There's my dickweed neighbor wearing a bathrobe and sandles again."

by Daddy Stalin January 18, 2018

DickWeed

When you put weed on your dick, and smoke it through the hole

Hey Man, did you use that dickweed last night?

by DickWeedMaster6969 March 6, 2017