Dewey

A person who will constantly tell you to get serious, and one who uses 'serious' in everyday language.

The Dewey of the class said to his immature classmates: "Seriously guys, seriously."

by siaranlover June 17, 2018

Dewey Decimal Piss-On

We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.

LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Dr Dewey Ur Mum

This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.

Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?

Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.

by Romanrome23 March 16, 2022

Darien Dewey

SUPER MASSIVE PENIS, HAS THE BEST BODY, IS SO SEXY, AND EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO HIM, AND IS SLIGHTLY in to men. BUT THE WOMEN GET IT TOO. LIVVY DUNNE GOT A HIT AT THAT ONCE.

I wish i was DARIEN DEWEY

by Livvy Dun Dun January 8, 2024

dewey decimal system

like penis but different

Check out my Dewey Decimal System... Its HUGE!!!

by shsjfdjhsfiuashfljkshbvkcljhsd February 11, 2014

Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015

Dewey Cocks

A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.

Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.

by Perras Amor Drama May 7, 2018