Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

screen time detox

The phenomenon where it's easier for you to eventually start limiting your own screen time (though it initally requires you to "lose" your "appetite" to binge-watch YouTube like usual). As your parents impose strict behavior requirement to get more screen time to watch YouTube that you're simply unable to fulfill, no matter how "good" your behavior is.

After my parents imposed strict rules on my screen time, I ended up going on a screen time detox and found I actually enjoyed exercising more!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Detox

Miracle potion-defined by Dr Mike

Person 1: I just had a detox smoothie
Person2: You mean miracle potion?
Person 1: Exactly😎😎

by SStyles May 17, 2023

Detox

Miracle potion

I drank a detox cleanser this morning

by Paulito von Hindenburg May 19, 2023

detox smoothie

Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion

I just had a detox smoothie.

by Fnt101 June 22, 2023

Fox detox

When, after watching fox news for a while, you stop watching it, even if you are republican and may support fox news overall.

Fox detox is good for your mental health. Just don't watch too much of anything to begin with.

by Sexydimma June 25, 2023

Detox

Doc

If you see detox in any supplement, it's called miracle potion, your liver is the one that detoxes your body

Just replace the word detox to miracle potion, cause that's what detox means

- Dr. Mikhail Mike Varshavski

by Varharah June 30, 2023