The name given to the often multiple espressos you consume in an attempt to pull yourself out of bed after a depressive episode in order to face the world. Effects usually take a short time to kick in which can fortunately be used in order to take care of some of the shit you’ve been ignoring before starting to feel a lot better and clearer mentally :D
Hey man have you seen Jeff recently?
Not really? I don’t think I’ve seen him out of his room…
Haha drop him off a can of depresso from the fridge and he’ll be out in no time!
Not really? I don’t think I’ve seen him out of his room…
Haha drop him off a can of depresso from the fridge and he’ll be out in no time!
by Dyyyllll August 04, 2022
How a person feels when they have no coffee or have not had coffee for a long time. It is short for being depressed without your espresso. While running out of coffee and making you feel down.
by Idkkk fammm May 10, 2019
they should have Deppresso at startbuccs
by I mine diamonds May 14, 2019
The depresso is a coffee you have with the person you are interested in after they told you they are seeing someone and it's too late to back out now.
by PhD Dr. Congo July 13, 2023
Something that people drink if they are in a state of depression, people usually order this when they are plain the game undertall, people refer to this expresso as the thing that game someone balding, cancer, down syndrome, cronolagical fatigue, heart failer, and sooner needing a liver transplant
by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 03, 2019
At once you don't succeed at death you can try again and call the suicide holiness that will give you a discontinued on that depressed coffee not just by one but by 2 million dollars
by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 04, 2019