espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022

Depresso Brew

When you spend some time sulking because of a depression episode.

I've got a delicious depresso brew during last weekend. My pillow and cat have been great pals on it!

by Lady Sertraline November 3, 2022

Depresso latte

The drink you order for a moody,needy depressed cunt

Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.

Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 13, 2022

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 24, 2022

Depresso

Person feeling depressed because they run out of coffee.

Person 1: Damn, I ran out of coffee
Person 2: Better get some more before you become a Depresso.

by Andre_601 May 22, 2021

depresso

When the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf makes your espresso wrong on purpose because they are just that evil. You now have do deal with a salty espresso because they kicked you out.

I hate this Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf location! They made my order wrong. Guess I have to deal with this depresso :(

by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025