decretumm

A super amazing mutual on tiktok; posts great content, and every tiktok they make slays. They are an amazing girlboss, and yes.

Person 1: hey, who is that person that posts amazing stuff on tiktok?

Person 2: don't you know? That's decretumm. They slay

by Pumpkinzay May 31, 2022

pwn-dered

another way of saying pwned

yo homie, yo just got pwn-dered

by yoamerica July 24, 2009

lil’ decrepit

a noun used when one is being very obnoxious, annoying, and or a piece of trash. commonly used when one break up another’s relationship.

when she tried to break jake and alissa up, that was a lil’ decrepit

by therealteasister December 11, 2018

decrepenis

1)A medical syndrome in which the penis has worn out with the passing of time.
The skin of the penis may sometimes become floppy, wrinkly, and will often appear dry.
2)A penis that can no longer attain an erection, due to old age or over use.
Word origin: decrepit and penis

"Professional slut: I fucked an old guy yesterday for a business promotion; he had a real nasty decrepenis."
"Doctor: I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with Decrepenis syndrome"

by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006

Decked

To deck is too: Take your skateboard and smash it against someone's face. To get decked: Too get smacked by a skateboard. Most likely to knock you the fuck out.

If you don't leave your gonna get decked!

Suuure.

*Decks immature bitch*

DECKED! I told you whore.

by TylerCarterObsession<# July 20, 2011

decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit

guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!

by leoNARDox2 February 5, 2010

decreaseifying

Purposely decrease the quality of a product to make it seem like you actually made it.

Him: Why you mad bro?
You: I am way to many assignments behind!
Him: That sucks bro, want the English essay due last Thursday?
You: Most def bro - You are the man!
Him: No problem! Just remember decreaseifying it.
You: You know it!

by KIA-- April 28, 2011