Derek

An cool guy, usually popular. Super cute and funny.

Girl 1:omg sid you see that guy today

Girl 2: He's so cute!

Girl1: I know right?! Such a Derek.

by LoveMaker123 April 12, 2017

Derek

Similar to a douche canoe only more worthless, see also grundle butter.

Dude did you have to work with that tool? He’s such a Derek.

by Bobbie knocker July 11, 2019

Derek

A sexy person and a hot person who will get all dem girls due to their heroicism

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Look at that Derek go

by Dead meme collection June 16, 2018

Derek

He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.

I wish I had a Derek.

by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021

Derek

If you meet a derek you better bet that mf is fineeeeee but also a pc nerd he’s a charming boy but also gets angry sometimes but for things that don’t really matter but never gets mad at you or treats you poorly he will never treat you wrong he will love you until he finds someone else who has a better body and that’s prettier than you so when he says “in a room of every pretty girl in the world I would choose you” he’s lying….

“Omg derek loves me 🤭🤭” are you the prettiest girl in the room to him? No you aren’t

by Youfuckingbitch June 29, 2022

Derek

HE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER GAMER PUSSY SLAYER SEX HAVER 100. HE PLAYS DARK SOULS AND HAS A RETARD COUSIN NAMED RYAN. JK BUT NOT REALLY LMAOO. HE IS SEX AND HAS SEX. he is badass and owner of violus. people around him think poop is funny despite IT BEING VERY FUNNY.

I'm a derek, (another word for badass)

by nameIsNotDerek February 18, 2021

Derek

A male humanbeing that often does the act of stealing one's girl, also known as a cuck.

Damn, he just stole his girlfriend! He's such a Derek

by heardtangent January 25, 2018