Derek
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HE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER GAMER PUSSY SLAYER SEX HAVER 100. HE PLAYS DARK SOULS AND HAS A RETARD COUSIN NAMED RYAN. JK BUT NOT REALLY LMAOO. HE IS SEX AND HAS SEX. he is badass and owner of violus. people around him think poop is funny despite IT BEING VERY FUNNY.
Derek by nameIsNotDerek February 18, 2021
Derek
He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.
Derek by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021
Derek
Derek is that kind of boy that start to be mean and distant, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he likes someone, he’s such a simp like hard simping, but it’s actually cute when he’s talking about his soul mate. The thing is that when he’s sad, you will feel his pain, and it’s just too much. He likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight, you can date him ;)
Derek
If you meet a derek you better bet that mf is fineeeeee but also a pc nerd he’s a charming boy but also gets angry sometimes but for things that don’t really matter but never gets mad at you or treats you poorly he will never treat you wrong he will love you until he finds someone else who has a better body and that’s prettier than you so when he says “in a room of every pretty girl in the world I would choose you” he’s lying….
Derek by Youfuckingbitch June 29, 2022