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crockpot

when you get a hooker to shit under the covers and then proceed to suffocate yourself by pulling the covers over ones head.
yo bro last night i got some dumb bitch to crockpot me
by HammerMan January 3, 2020
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Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020
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California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
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Mobile Crockpot

When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.
Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?

While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
by Slainte October 4, 2013
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Amish crockpot

The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.
I heard that Josh snuck into Elizabeth’s house and gave her an Amish crockpot
by Ewalkington1774 December 8, 2023
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Colon Crockpot

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.
by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019
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Crockpot

Nickname, a proper response to being called home skillet.
by anonymous February 15, 2021
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