pimp crimp 

a hair style worn by non-africans in which long hair is crimped to simulate jheri curl.

Did you see that wannabe, Brian, with his pimp crimp?

pimp crimp by Levi A Jones February 1, 2006

turd crimp 

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.

1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."

2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."

turd crimp by Chris J June 18, 2004

day old crimp 

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

day old crimp by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

feeling that sweet crimp 

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

feeling that sweet crimp by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013

Chimpy Toes 

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...

Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...

Chimpy Toes by MoreBeer November 27, 2020

Pimp chimpin

A “movement” for when your with the boys and ur chillin y’all are pimp chimpin.

Jack: “Yo what’s up John.”
John: ”yo the boys are here we pimp chimpin in here bro you should come over.”

Pimp chimpin by G pizzup February 24, 2020