Courtesy Follow

Following someone via tumblr, twitter or any other such medium but only because they followed you first. You most likely have no actual interest in what this person is posting but don't have the guts to let them know that.

Person A: Some random guy just followed me.
Person B: Just go with a courtesy follow.

by 56897 October 20, 2009

courtesy finger

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.

He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 8, 2007

courtesy punch

When one must punch a friend or acquaintance to get them to quit making an ass of themselves or the group. Usually directed towards the face with much force.

Friend 1: Nobody's gonna get any booty if Frank doesn't shut the hell up!

Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.

(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)

by Oscar_Wilde February 21, 2009

courtesy head

Every knight in shining armour deserves courtesy head as a reward for saving the damsel in distress. Actually almost any favour done for a girl can be rewarded with courtesy head, out of the goodness of her sweet little heart..

Tom helped Sarah move into her new house. Always being appreciative of others Sarah sat Tom down on her new bed and gave him the most rewarding courtesy head, until his hot load exploded inside her mouth.

by MSk September 12, 2013

courtesy brew

brewing another pot of coffee when you take the last cup so you don't fuck over the next coffee drinker to come along

Fat Albert always made sure to do a courtesy brew when he finished the pot of coffee.

by Buck Wild May 11, 2006

Courtesy Honk

If a couple is left alone at home while you drive away somewhere else for awhile, when you arrive again, honk so the couple will put their clothes back on, stop making out, having sex, etc.

"Let's give them a courtesy honk before we go inside."

by Brianna Know It All July 3, 2008

courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...

"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)

by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005