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country Bumpkin 

1. Ghetto person with no manners.

2.A typical person starting trouble.

3.When you cant read,write.or spell.

4.con artist, sorry.
Dang country bumpkin stole.my wallet.

Country bumpkin 

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
Country bumpkin by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020

Country Bumpkin 

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!
Cuntry Blumpkin by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023

redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.
Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”
redneck country bumpkin by Jxrdn February 17, 2025

blumpkin county 

A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
Lets go to blumpkin county Georgia, & get blumpkins
blumpkin county by Ampresandman December 15, 2011