America's midlife crisis mobile made for insane dick loving people with a IQ of 1 and a ego of a million
by Sket BOI 98 September 26, 2018
The last true American muscle car that isn't an embarrassment to American muscle (see: Ford Mustang, challenger/charger, and/or heavy loud piece of shit. The corvette will effortlessly eat a import, or any mustang, in one bite; then shit it out, then wipe it's ass with any dodge sports car. If you know anything about chevy corvette, you obviously know that imports are expensive jokes, and fords are 2 ton tanks that are built to look good, go in a straight line(doing so much slower than vettes), but most of all, they were put on this earth to simply give the corvette another car to embarrass. Some mustang drivers will say that they can get their car to be as fast as a Z06 corvette... As suprizing as it may be, this is possible. It is possible to take the fastest mustang made, put everything you can under the hood, spend twice as much as you bought the piece of shit for, then keep racking up the bill in maintaining the money trap, then after ALLLLLLLLL that, it might be close to as fast as a stock Z06 C6 that you could have just bought for a fraction of the price in the first place. no matter what they say, they can't argue with facts. And the facts are obvious; ford will never truly beat the vette, and imports.... Ha. Let's just say imports and fords both have no place fuckin with the big boys. They should stay down on the level in which they belong; always and forever BELOW corvette.
Mustang driver: "hey do u think we should race that corvette?"
Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"
Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"
Corvette driver: "poor kids"
Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"
Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"
Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "
Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"
Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"
Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "
Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"
Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"
Corvette driver: "poor kids"
Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"
Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"
Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "
Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"
Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"
Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "
by FuckFordGetVette October 13, 2011
The most overrated vehicular disaster known to man. Comes with a piece of crap LS series engine, and the body style of a demented fish. Usually comes with an "All bite, no bark" pilot. This atrocity is usually labeled, "The Wallet Empty-er", or "The Burden". But last of all, any Japanese car can and will womp on this toy.
Civic owner: "nice corvette ya got there. It would be a shame if someone... dragged it..."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
by Cletus McFarland December 25, 2016
"Hey, look at that Corvette!" "I don't really like them, I heard they make you more attracted to your sister."
by braydenisgay October 10, 2015
A cougar past her prime. She looked great in the 70's but now she's got rust under the hood, needs constant lubrication and usually requires a fresh coat of touch-up paint before its worthy of the street. Usually seen being driven by a scumbag.
Classic corvettes include Cher, Stevie Nicks, Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, Bo Derek, Shannon Tweed and all former stars of Charlie's Angels.
by J.R. Veinladen September 15, 2011
A car that outperforms other vehicles that cost twice as much, and is on par with vehicles that cost four times as much.
Chris: Oh shit, was that a GT-R that just rolled by?
Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?
Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!
Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?
Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!
Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
by TZG_Eleven May 03, 2011
by Toastman0007 May 10, 2010