It's a coffin

yes it is

"It's a coffin"

"There's a name engraved on it"

"-Whore-"

"It's empty"

"AND YOUR GOING IN I-"

by YourAvgGuy September 12, 2023

confident 7

The confident 7 is the last chick you can meet out at the bar. You are barely interested in her, nothing more than maybe a brief conversation and the intentions of having a one night stand. She however is confident and thinks that she is an 8 or 9, or even worse a 10. In this scenerio, she might blow you off, not give you any receptive attention, even though she really isn't worth the time.

To further explain, normally when out at the bar there are 7s, 8s, even sometimes 9s who have lower self-esteem. Not the confident 7. They are the worst. Sometimes you won't even be able to fully identify if she is indeed a confident 7 until you have put in your entire night's worth of gaming on her and at the end of the night when you are expecting sex, she might not even give you her number.

Mike: "Dude, what do you think of that girl at the bar? She's kinda cute right? I bet I could probably slam it tonight."
Tom: "Don't waste your time. I introduced myself to her and she blew me off. And she really isn't even that cute."
Mike: "The confident 7s are the worst!"

by PDM1 August 15, 2010

Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome

RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.

A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:

Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?

Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.

Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.

Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!

by Corey McCutcheon June 26, 2008

LA Confidential

LA Confidential is one of the best marijuana strains out there. Hard to find but if you have it you know your living the good life. Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill namechecked it in some of their songs.

"Yo, this nug of LA Confidential is gonna be tight as hell."

"Ya man lets smoke it already."

(5 minutes later)

"Where the fuck am I? Am I a dude or a chick?"

by nug masta April 13, 2009

Confidence Poo

(Adjective) A "wipe-less" poo that you are confident needs no wiping. The kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the anal sphincter.

Just had a confidence poo, saved some money on toilet paper there.

by Wheres_my_wig March 19, 2011

LA Confidential

Where two people do something most likely hook-up and keep it only between them ( Lowkey)

How about we keep our business LA Confidential

by King T. 2313 April 2, 2017

Y-Shaped Coffin

To bury in a Y-shaped coffin. British pejorative term for a lady of questionable virtue. Originates from the idea that the subject is such a down-and-out slut that her legs part so much that they'd be stuck like that if she was to die.

"Bloody Hell, Alex, don't you reckon Bernadette would be buried in a Y-shaped coffin?

by KHD August 28, 2003