Berlin, Connecticut

Most can't spell, and most like to brag about their 'intelligence'. Usually wearing Coach, Northfaces, Skinny jeans, Uggs and sweatpants to make them 'ghetto'. You will find the high schoolers juggling swim team, football, basketball and cheerleading while driving in their new Toyota's their parents bought them for getting good grades. Favorite past time is doing drugs, preferably Marijuana, unless you're in upbeat. The most the Berlinites have to worry about is the Yankees not beating the Red Sox. The middle schoolers are pathetic, and are sluts in the making unless they attempt to be 'emo' by wearing black eyeliner. They can't keep a secret and they cheat on one of the many people they claim to love. This town also needs to import black kids from Hartford.

Girl1: Daddy bought me the wrong car for Christmas!

Girl2: EW! I just stepped on a spider! Time for new Uggs!

Boy1: Dude, want to go to DQ and ride our bikes through the drive thru?

Boy2: Nah man. Let's go get wasted at your girlfriends party! I'm so hooking up with her!

Upbeat kid: I hate Berlin, Connecticut

by Good Will May 6, 2011

connecticut cowballs

A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.

mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.

by al kapone May 2, 2006

Connecticut

Home to the 4th most dangerous city in the country, New Haven! Even more dangerous than NY, Boston, Detroit, etc.

Connecticut

by ctlives August 25, 2011

Connecticut College

Connecticut College, founded in 1911, all women until 1969, is home to some of the biggest stoners on earth. Contrary to the preppy image, Conn Coll is quite the underground scene of stoners and skunks. Located in scenic New London, its idyllic campus is in such economic dispair, some wonder how it could actually be in Connecticut--the richest state in the country. Alcoholics and potheads coexist in peace and harmony partying nearly every single night. Many attribute this to the lack of athletics on campus. However, our Division I sailing team (which throw the best kegs) is a great substitute for the standard frat or sorority, which are nonexistant at Conn Coll. Come to Conn Coll on a Thursday night and go to a TNE plastered, dodge a skunk (or a squirrel), smoke a bowl on the Green, take a trip to the Ridge and you'll find yourself never wanting to leave.

Connecticut College Camels rarely ever win but party like rock stars.

by Freeman 3rd floor December 8, 2004

Connecticut Yankee

A person who lives, or was from Connecticut, who is so cheap with their money, they can squeeze fly shit off pepper.

1. A Connecticut Yankee uses both sides of a piece of toilet paper.

2. A Connecticut Yankee will serve the same exact meal to house guests two nights in a row to finish the leftovers.

by Showcase83 December 15, 2011

East Hampton, Connecticut

the best place ever to live.
it isn't part of the snobby or mean part of connecticut
most people aren't rich either.
there is alot of trees and a beautiful lake.
everything is close together
mcdonalds, stop n'shop, and duckin'donuts are all right next to each other.
it is an awesome small little town

awesome town connecticut east hampton East Hampton, connecticut

by nikki1211 March 28, 2011

Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.

We all just really want to get out of Connecticut

by Alexandra December 1, 2004