Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.
by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 04, 2019
Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.
Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.
by zZoDiiiACx February 09, 2024
by Scorpius90 March 05, 2024
Conk is the combination of cunt, cock, and cuck. The definition is a intersex person who likes to watch their partner get fucked.
by Yaboigayrat February 29, 2020
by Quickfusion November 18, 2017
A conk is what ever you want it to be
Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.
Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.
example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.
by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023