Conk

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.
Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.
by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 04, 2019
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Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.
Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.
by zZoDiiiACx February 09, 2024
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Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.
by Scorpius90 March 05, 2024
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Conk is the combination of cunt, cock, and cuck. The definition is a intersex person who likes to watch their partner get fucked.
Weinstein is a real fucking conk!
by Yaboigayrat February 29, 2020
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The derogatory name for a conservative person.
Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.
by Quickfusion November 18, 2017
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A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.
example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.
by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023
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your nose
by big john 21 September 24, 2019
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