Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.

She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness

by Sweet tits 44310 March 11, 2019

Conked

"Conked" meaning the most scuffed thing you have seen.

basketball player: "Bro the 3 pointer was so conked"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"

by Karen_killer_420 April 26, 2021

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 09, 2024

conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

by kerfluffy October 25, 2017

conking forum

Common ground with an animal

The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.

by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019

conk

a derogatory word used to describe someone who is severely edgy and you cringe around them

That emo is a fucking conk

by SPMG February 13, 2018

conk

Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.

Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'

by conky1234 November 28, 2017