A conk is a cock that achieves maximal tumescence regardless of the intimate context or adverse events.
I didn’t expect things to move so fast with Jemiel’s mom. I was creeping up on second base, and even though she burped her colostomy bag, my conk was aching for more.
by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020
Get the Conkmug. Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.
by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024
Get the Conkmug. A penis, the word conk is typically used by a sect of femboys who use it describe their pp's or schmeat a conk can be massive.
by Anarchon March 5, 2021
Get the Conkmug. basketball player: "Bro the 3 pointer was so conked"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"
by Karen_killer_420 April 26, 2021
Get the Conkedmug. Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.
Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.
by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024
Get the Conkmug. by SPMG February 16, 2018
Get the conkmug.