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Calling Ralph

Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'
After my fifth 40, I had to call Ralph on the big white phone.
by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005
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Calling in well . . .

Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .
Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .
by sunkeyeno.3 August 14, 2011
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Collin Lam

Collin Lam is the supreme leader of the short 7th graders union (S7G) and is known for having uncontrollable erections whenever he sees a woman, masturbates about 12 times a day. He controls his midget goons to suck his 2 millimeter cock everyday.
Damn, Collin Lam's cock is pretty small.
by Dawei is cool September 5, 2021
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Elvis Collins

Elvis Collins is a writer, stand-up comic, and DJ from New England. He is incredibly handsome, smart, and charming. He once charmed the pants off a Swedish women's volleyball team.
I'm going to see Elvis Collins tonight!

Great! Hey what happened to my pants!?
by elviscollinsfan February 3, 2010
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calling someone a penny

Calling someone a penny is an insult. First you say, "you're like a penny", the person will then ask why. You then proceed to say that they are invaluable, flat, two-faced and is always in someone's pants. This insult is normally done to one of a female gender.
This is a script of a random dude calling someone a penny

Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.

Random dude: Your like a penny.

Bitch: WTF????

Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.
by Google eyeball June 23, 2020
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psycho calling

Calling and then redialing a number three times or more in a row because your call is not being answered; usually done in anger or out of frustration.
Why were you just psycho calling me? I just got out of the shower.
by Judd September 1, 2008
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Sam Collins

Sam Collins is a small youtuber, who is trans. He does a ton of videos focusing on activism within the trans community and reacts to conservative bs. He is an alcoholic and gets drunk every other video, but always references urban dictionary when looking up definitions. He is also funny and has cool hair.
by racoonkink December 7, 2020
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