Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.

Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"

by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009

cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008

CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.

"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."

by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum For Being Self Cognitively Aware Of Oneself

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum For Being Self Cognitively Aware Of Oneself

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum For Being Self Cognitively Aware Of Oneself

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Cognitive Dissonance

Matthew Hartke has a video on YouTube about how it explains Christianity but THAT'S TOTALLY A THING I SAID! CORRECT AGAIN! GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED! But ow... My great mind hurts- Do I have asprin or something?

Hym "Cognitive Dissonance as an explanation for Christianity is totally a thing I said... Just sayin..."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertia

When your brain is moving a hundred miles an hour and at a complete standstill at the sametime, resulting in either constant pauses while you speak as you attempt to comprehend what you're saying, or complete psychic immobilization from mental error.

"Hold on, I'm mentally rebooting. I have Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertia"

by JeepJumping_Jonah July 23, 2022

Degraded Cognition

Degraded cognition: (noun) The impairment or deterioration of cognitive abilities and understanding of the world due to certain factors such as injury, disease, or the use of certain substances. It can also refer to the reduction in cognitive performance or understanding due to the malfunction or misuse of technology, particularly artificial intelligence. It involves the integration of human intelligence and AI capabilities that leads to a lower level of decision-making, problem-solving, and overall understanding of complex information.

The use of a malfunctioning AI system in the decision-making process led to degraded cognition and impaired understanding of the situation.

by Phieyl January 21, 2023