Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.

Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"

by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009

cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008

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cognitive dissonance

Cognitive dissonance is the psychological discomfort felt when holding two or more conflicting beliefs, values, or attitudes, or when one's behavior contradicts these beliefs. This mental tension creates a desire to reduce the inconsistency, which people achieve by changing their beliefs or behaviors, adding new justifications, or ignoring the conflicting information.

She experienced cognitive dissonance when she promoted healthy eating while regularly indulging in junk food.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024