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Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.
Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.
by Frenchie Free May 24, 2018
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Shit Covered Monkey

When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018
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Chocolate Covered Cock

"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.
Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!
by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021
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cum covered marauder

A cum covered marauder is a person who just wants everyone to give it to them and just cum all over them
Dude my girlfriend is a cum covered marauder she just wants to get cum all over her
by Number One Velcuz Fan March 27, 2022
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Fabric Covered Box

"Here I am spending my prime in fabric covered box."
by Pointy haired boss 123 October 11, 2022
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Covered wagon

A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!
I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon
by NLR718 June 11, 2006
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Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.
by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009
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