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Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome

Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.

If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.

Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009
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clitophor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven
by philologue August 25, 2011
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Chiropractor

An alternative healthcare practitioner with a Doctor of Chiropractic (D.C.) degree from a 4-year chiropractic college. DC's perform joint and spinal manipulation, based on the vitalistic belief that mechanical adjustments improve health by correcting nerve interference and, thereby, allowing the body’s innate healing intelligence to take over. Despite the name, chiropractic doctors are not medical doctors or physicians.

Systematic reviews of controlled clinical studies have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective for the treatment of disease, with the possible exception of treatment for back pain.
I thought the YouTube doctor’s advice was kind of fishy, so I checked the bio for his license: D.C… He’s a Chiropractor!
by spongeocoel September 18, 2022
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the chiropractor

a maneuver in which you fake throwing out your back to get out of butt sex
slut: why did you stop fucking me in the ass?
me: my back hurts
by taz gam March 21, 2004
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Clitopotamus

1. A fat whore.
2. See #1
"That woman is one ugly clitopotamus."

"When I dated her, she was hot. Now, after poppin' out a few kids, she's nothing but a big 'ol clitopotamus."
by They Call My Names Brian March 12, 2010
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Chitown

A place where all the 'homies', 'bitches 'n hoes' and 'south siders' live.... ALSO! The Murder Capital of the USA ! Yay Chicago Rules!

Another definition: HELL
Idiot1: yo brotha les go to chitown an light us up some bitches 'n hoes

Idiot2: Dammm straii foo les go
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Civilized Person 1: I have to go on a business to Chitown tomorrow.

Civilized Person 2: OH GOD NO SAVE YOUR SOUL!
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Bitch1: Yooo brotha, Raul, Alfonzo, and Jamal banged mah ass foo in Chitown.

Bitch2: Oo sista yoo is doin' good 'n all!
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Visitor1: That guy over there from Chitown wasn't really friendly, he bumped into my arm and scratched it by accident.

Visitor2: Holy shit! HACK IT OFF AND BURN IT!
by Salt Licky October 5, 2004
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chiropodist

a chiropodist who examines your nails and cuts them.
by tamboola o'oonagh December 11, 2006
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