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I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

International Caps Lock Apreciation Day 

may 29th is the "International Caps Lock Apreciation Day"

On this day it is custom for everyone typing over the internet to use as much capital letters as humanly possible.

this day stemmed from the over use of capital letters in forums to the extent that someone declared that they should save it all for "International Caps Lock Apreciation Day" (which they had made up on the spot) when asked for a date, May 29th was given and so began the reign of the Caps Lock.
Channel spammer: DUDE! I LIEK ROXXORZ!!
Admin: save it for ICLAD man, save it for ICLAD.
Channel spammer: LIEK WTF< STFU N00B!!!11!
*Channel spammer has been Kicked (Save it for ICLAD)

Chronic Caps Lock disease 

the act of over use of caps, making the victim feel threatened, when in fact they are simply hyperactive.
NOT FAWN OVER BOOB ARMOR GIRL... i'm not, just Chronic Caps lock disease, sigh.

NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY 

OCTOBER 21, WHEN WE CELEBRATE CAPS LOCK BY USING IT ALL DAY!!!
HAPPY NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bruh stop screaming

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows 

(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard
im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right