lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

by Haller January 31, 2018

butt plug

Verb. Cyber Security jargon term for plugging the network before the shit hits the fan.

Damn it B.T. Josh! Butt plug that WAN before it crashes from the attacking bot net!

by 13boards May 25, 2022

Butt plug

Someone who is not funny, not chill, and doesn't bring anything to the table when hanging out.

"Yo, can Vladmir come too?"
"No way! Do not bring that butt plug."

by MKkiller914412 May 2, 2016

Butt plug

A sex toy used for your ass. its a plug.

"I have a butt plug stuck inside me right now!"

by AhMyBack March 23, 2024

Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated

"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."

by MDooles11 January 19, 2023

Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.

Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.

by becheMal444 June 9, 2024

Butt Plug

Cav Scout Lollipop

Did you see the size of that Cav Scout lollipop that he had lodged in his butt? That was the biggest butt plug I ever saw.

by TucsonCal December 23, 2023