Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 April 29, 2016

Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Bumhole Pie

Fingering someone's bottom-hole.

I gave that bird some right good bumhole pie last night.

by kanu_x June 19, 2008

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Bumhole

Something sorry losers that have nothing better to do look up. Seriously, get a social life.
P.S. I fucked your car while you wasted your life on Urban Dictionary looking up words you already know

Ermahgerd I looked up bumhole I am so cool

by LG1062 April 18, 2021

Bumhole

Means dirty/dusty ass crack or a bitchy person

Bro Trina was acting like such a bumhole this morning.

by Bufztjgcujnjcxsfn November 30, 2014