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Cartier Bumhole

A term used to describe a beautiful classy girl who shops at Cartier and has a perfect bumhole.
‘Who’s that fine piece of ass over there?’

‘That’s Emily, she is a serious Cartier Bumhole!’
by PeggyBess95 January 1, 2025
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Bumhole

Means dirty/dusty ass crack or a bitchy person
Bro Trina was acting like such a bumhole this morning.
by Bufztjgcujnjcxsfn November 30, 2014
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Bumhole boogey

doing a girl in the bum and dancing at the same time
"bumhole boogey", anal whilst doing the macarena
by Snakey Baby September 6, 2011
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Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
by Jesters4life September 30, 2018
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Bumhole

"I like her bumhole, it's very tight and mushy" said Jimmy, "that's not a bumhole that's her face", replied Kim
by BroksyBangerangthethird April 22, 2019
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Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.
“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night
by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019
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Bumhole Pie

Fingering someone's bottom-hole.
I gave that bird some right good bumhole pie last night.
by kanu_x June 19, 2008
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