You will eat the bugs

A phrase used to reference or mock the increasing obsession of politicians and activists generally associated with the World Economic Forum to replace meat-eating and cattle farming with "insect protein" from cockroaches, crickets, and other disgusting land-bugs.

Mostly used in 4chan as well as in conservative or anti-New World Order circles, with several conspiracy theories associated as to WHY they would want everyone to eat bugs instead of cows.
Some of those theories include...

- "Non-sea bugs are full of chitin in their exoskeleton, which unlike sea-bugs, cannot be removed or cooked away. Chitin is indigestible to human bodies and causes several illnesses including forms of cancer if overconsumed, therefore the elite want their human cattle to eat bugs to make them weak, dull, mentally deficient and sick."
- "Humilliation ritual from the Jews in power to make non-Jews eat disgusting cockroaches while Jews continue to enjoy beef because bugs aren't Kosher and therefore Jews would be the only ones exempted from eating bugs. Making them eat bugs would be anti-semitic."
- "It's a way of breaking the people's will to make them submit to absolutely anything the elite wants, no matter how disgusting or otherwise unacceptable."

>You WILL live in the pod
>You WILL marry the transwoman
>You WILL eat the bugs
>You WILL own nothing
>And you WILL be happy.

by Dusknoir September 21, 2022

Crushing Bugs

When you take the panties off of a girl and inhale the smell whilst admiring the fine pheromones, which smells like crushed up bugs.

"Man, I was for sure crushing bugs last night! Maggie was sooo smelly"

by zebearcat December 9, 2016

ghost bugs

It is what it is--ghost. bugs. Bugs that have died and now roam around as spirits. They are invisible. Don't you ever have a tingly sensation on your skin, as if bugs are crawling on you? But then you look and see nothing. That is the work of ghost bugs.

I was standing in the alternate line for lunch and I felt something crawling on my leg. I bent down to shoo whatever it was off, but there was nothing there! There are so many damn ghost bugs at this school.

by salsa2009 August 25, 2010

feeler bugs

Things that should not show up on Melissa's fucking Facebook!

Stop showing your feeler bugs all over my fucking Facebook.

by Professor Dick Down March 31, 2017

Smoking bed bugs

The act of smoking a bed bug to get high.

Diane says he has been smoking bed bugs in the basement of Southern!

by Jspringz August 21, 2020

Crank Bugs

Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!

Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!

by Johnny D February 1, 2006

butt bugs

Is the sensation of bug like creatures on your butthole when you do not wipe efficiently. So when your butt itches, those are just butt bugs.

I didn't wipe enough after pooping so now I itch. I must have butt bugs

by h2o yo October 19, 2015